It's More Pun (Signs) In Cebu

Clever. Funny. This fries kiosk deserves to win a consolation prize.
Location: Guizo, Mandaue City , Cebu

Only In The Philippines: Boys To Men - Tuli (Circumcision) Services and pre-natal Care all in one place. They help you get cut up and later on when you get some girl knocked up. 

Location: Yati, Liloan, Cebu

Fake You - Brevity is an art form. When you want to warn people about fake bills and vent your anger at those who duped you at the same time two seems enough. 

Location: Basak, Mandaue City, Cebu

Crack Available Here - They actually sell eggs with cracked shells & not prohibited substances that expand and alter minds. I still can't get over that text though plus that smiley. Really cracked me up.

Location: Liloan, Cebu

Sugar Mommy - They Sell Pastries. No, they're not looking to sponsor needy, good-looking young men for some personal time.

Location: Danao, Cebu

Inquire the sales lady...Only 5 Pesos (US $1.00) - Hot coffee goes well with bread (this sign is posted inside a bake shop) and there's no need to try it with a...ahemm saleslady. Even at 5 pesos. 

Location: Magdugo, Toledo City, Cebu

  To the owner of this establishment: you're a GENIE-US! 
I just hope this business brought you good fortune.
Location: Liloan, Cebu

For Urine Only - Just piss. Seriously, no shit.
Location: Mabolo, Cebu City

Deficate - Looks like a letter "E" & a delicate public toilet deficit problem to me.
Location: Mandaue City, Cebu

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7 Really Funny Signs Around Cebu

Going around Metro Cebu can be a pain in the butt given the worsening traffic situation. Fortunately, sometimes you get to come across some really funny stuff while walking or stuck inside your. Here are some of the funny signs I found:

1. No Urinating Sign (Bawal Umihi Dito) Or Else...

Property owners take time to keep their properties and surrounding areas clean and neat. However, despite their best efforts there are still a few idiots who need proper toilet training. Hence, they should consider themselves warned. En Garde!

Location: Balamban, Cebu

I would imagine this GOT character is going take care of the violators eh?

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2. Costumers Parking Only. 
So this means Cosplayers only? You need to park elsewhere if you're wearing regular or normal clothes or outfits? (P.S. That's me in the pic. Hi!) :)

Guizo, Mandaue City, Cebu

3. No Parking. 

And they really mean it. Like Never! Not At All! Can't get more emphatic than that. 

Guizo, Mandaue City, Cebu

4. Very Clever. 

These guys surely got my attention. Well played! 

Location: Jagobiao, Mandaue City, Cebu

5. Poor Lonely Guy. 

Perhaps things didn't work out well in Facebook, Tinder and other social networking sites. How about his text mates? Maybe he should try Craigslist. 

Guizo, Mandaue City, Cebu

6. Torjack Carwash. 
"Torjack" is slang (in Cebuano) for getting it on (sex). I am pretty sure most people in Cebu would like to do it in private and not in an open air car wash. Perhaps that explains there are no customers for this establishment.

Location: SRP Road, Cebu City

7. Dress or Undress Code? Men: No Shirt, No Service. Women: No Shirt, Free Drinks! 
Thankfully for women and women's rights advocates this bar is no longer in business.

Location: Mabolo, Cebu City

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