Going around Metro Cebu can be a pain in the butt given the worsening traffic situation. Fortunately, sometimes you get to come across some really funny stuff while walking or stuck inside your. Here are some of the funny signs I found:
1. No Urinating Sign (Bawal Umihi Dito) Or Else...
Property owners take time to keep their properties and surrounding areas clean and neat. However, despite their best efforts there are still a few idiots who need proper toilet training. Hence, they should consider themselves warned. En Garde!
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| Location: Balamban, Cebu |
So this means Cosplayers only? You need to park elsewhere if you're wearing regular or normal clothes or outfits? (P.S. That's me in the pic. Hi!) :)
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| Guizo, Mandaue City, Cebu |
3. No Parking.
And they really mean it. Like Never! Not At All! Can't get more emphatic than that.
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| Guizo, Mandaue City, Cebu |
4. Very Clever.
These guys surely got my attention. Well played!
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| Location: Jagobiao, Mandaue City, Cebu |
5. Poor Lonely Guy.
Perhaps things didn't work out well in Facebook, Tinder and other social networking sites. How about his text mates? Maybe he should try Craigslist.
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| Guizo, Mandaue City, Cebu |
6. Torjack Carwash.
"Torjack" is slang (in Cebuano) for getting it on (sex). I am pretty sure most people in Cebu would like to do it in private and not in an open air car wash. Perhaps that explains there are no customers for this establishment.
"Torjack" is slang (in Cebuano) for getting it on (sex). I am pretty sure most people in Cebu would like to do it in private and not in an open air car wash. Perhaps that explains there are no customers for this establishment.
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| Location: SRP Road, Cebu City |
7. Dress or Undress Code? Men: No Shirt, No Service. Women: No Shirt, Free Drinks!
Thankfully for women and women's rights advocates this bar is no longer in business.
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| Location: Mabolo, Cebu City |
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